What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?